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Welcome to the new Crapper Creek, Alaska online store! Thanks to the CafePress.com we are now selling a number of products with unique graphics straight from Crapper Creek, Alaska, and the XROCK Morning Show, which you can listen to live on http://www.xrock959.com. Please feel free to browse our store and buy anything you like! ...

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The X-Rock Morning Show 95.9 FM – LIVE from Crapper Creek Alaska

The X-rock morning SHow broadcasting from a tiny, smelly cabin in Crapper Creek Alaska weekday mornings from 6-10 am AST
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The X-Rock Morning Show 95.9 FM – LIVE from Crapper Creek AlaskaTuesday, November 6th, 2018 at 8:18am

THE XROCK MORNING SHOW PRESENTS “REASONS YOU ARE NOT VOTING”

Not one candidate is running on the issue that matters most to you: People putting up their Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving.

You forgot who’s running. Damn you, weed! And also, what day it is. Damn you, weed! And also, where your pants are. Damn you . . . okay, you get the point.

It’s a stupid waste of time that does nothing to improve your life. Plus, you’d rather watch porn.

How the heck are you supposed to know who to vote for without the guidance of Kanye West?

Your flat Earth conspiracy group says that voting is how the lizard people expose you to chem trail

You don’t want to ruin your fake tuxedo t-shirt with a tacky “I Voted” sticker.

You’re still anxiously waiting to be told how to think by your favorite, sanctimonious celebrities.

And the best reason yet not to vote:….duh,The only people running are politicians.

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The X-Rock Morning Show 95.9 FM – LIVE from Crapper Creek Alaska shared XRock 95.9FM’s post.Thursday, November 1st, 2018 at 5:36am

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The X-Rock Morning Show 95.9 FM – LIVE from Crapper Creek AlaskaWednesday, October 31st, 2018 at 6:43am

Our Fav costume this year…..

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The X-Rock Morning Show 95.9 FM – LIVE from Crapper Creek Alaska shared Aj Evarts’s post.Monday, October 29th, 2018 at 11:04am

Fred Meyer Soup anyone?……

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