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Welcome to the new Crapper Creek, Alaska online store! Thanks to the CafePress.com we are now selling a number of products with unique graphics straight from Crapper Creek, Alaska, and the XROCK Morning Show, which you can listen to live on http://www.xrock959.com. Please feel free to browse our store and buy anything you like! ...

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The X-Rock Morning Show 95.9 FM – LIVE from Crapper Creek Alaska

The X-rock morning SHow broadcasting from a tiny, smelly cabin in Crapper Creek Alaska weekday mornings from 6-10 am AST
The X-Rock Morning Show 95.9 FM - LIVE from Crapper Creek Alaska

The X-Rock Morning Show 95.9 FM – LIVE from Crapper Creek AlaskaFriday, February 3rd, 2017 at 6:53am

ONCE AGAIN….A LITTLE SOMETHING FROM THE X-ROCK MORNING SHOW…

If you’re going to a Super Bowl party, you expect it to rock. But, it might suck. Here are The Top Signs You’re at a Bad Super Bowl Party.

There’s a swear jar.

Ben Roethlisberger just followed your girlfriend into the bathroom.

Instead of watching the game, everyone’s making protest signs for the next march

They don’t have any beer. But they do have a fridge stocked with boysenberry wine coolers.

There are more cats in the house than people.

Your hipster friends won’t shut up about how soccer is the REAL football.

Your liberal friends keep insisting that the Russians are hacking the scoreboard.

All the snacks are left over from Hillary’s planned victory party.

There’s no halftime orgy.

Two words: vegan chili.

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The X-Rock Morning Show 95.9 FM – LIVE from Crapper Creek AlaskaThursday, February 2nd, 2017 at 8:46am

From The XROCK Morning Show-The Top Things You Didn’t Know About Groundhog Day
1) After the ceremony, locals disembowel Phil in a pagan ritual.
2) Like everyone else in Pennsylvania, Phil is lured from his home with methamphetamine.
3) In reality, Punxsutawney Phil does not have the ability to accurately predict the weather. So he’s like Mike Schultz.
4) Everyone loves the groundhog crap in the morning, but nobody really talks about the virgin sacrifice that happens at sunset
5 ) Phil’s real last name is Brownstein, but he dropped it when he got into showbiz.
6) If the groundhog sees his shadow, it’s four more years of protest marches.
7) In China, Groundhog Day is known as “Most HappyDelicious Groundhog Feast Day.”
8) The first official Groundhog Day was in 1886, 110 years before Internet porn made it obsolete.
9) About 50% of Americans open their gifts on Groundhog Eve.

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The X-Rock Morning Show 95.9 FM – LIVE from Crapper Creek AlaskaFriday, January 27th, 2017 at 10:55am

Anybody with video equipment who may want to tape the Funny fest for tickets this weekend?

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The X-Rock Morning Show 95.9 FM – LIVE from Crapper Creek Alaska added a new photo.Monday, January 23rd, 2017 at 12:38pm

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The X-Rock Morning Show 95.9 FM – LIVE from Crapper Creek Alaska shared XRock 95.9FM’s post.Tuesday, January 17th, 2017 at 10:10am

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